Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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