it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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