Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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