I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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