We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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