Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
my phone needs a breathalizer
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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