I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I think a kid would responsible me up
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
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