The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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