I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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