does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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