So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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