Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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