all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize
