Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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