My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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