She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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