can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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