Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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