no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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