new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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