I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
This baby is an asshole
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
did you just send me my own nude
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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