somebody snuck up and got me drunk
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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