im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
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