He is like the real live version of the state fair..
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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