Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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