So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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