Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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