my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
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