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don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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