Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
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