But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize