Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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