i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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