You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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