you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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