K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
i out mim tonsoeep
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