omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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