did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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