the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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