at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i would punch a child for taco bell
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Found your dick twin last night
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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