so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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