Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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