Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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