I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
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