He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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