do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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