i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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