Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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