People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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