Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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