I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Randomize
