goodnight i made you a song goodbye
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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