My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i think my mom watched the whole time
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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