We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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